"Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do."

-- Doug Stanhope

#Funny Quotes #Running Quotes #Sex Quotes

“Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-and-Chips sign' have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?”

Source : Martin Gardner (2006). “Aha! A Two Volume Collection: Aha! Gotcha Aha! Insight”, MAA
“Had my first son this morning... well, actually, my wife had him. I just caught him. Wo. Heart expanding way faster than my brain... If you could bottle up and distribute this feeling, I swear there'd be no more war.”

Source : James Van Der Beek @vanderjames, twitter.com. March 14, 2012.
“The Christian god can easily be pictured as virtually the same god as the many ancient gods of past civilizations. The Christian god is a three headed monster cruel vengeful and capricious. If one wishes to know more of this raging three headed beast like god one only needs to look at the caliber of people who say they serve him. They are always of two classes fools and hypocrites.”
“I am happy. I skated well. This is a competition and sometimes things don't go as you'd like them to.”
“I want to question the images that are in our memory. There is always a double level in my work; what you see is true and at the same time not true.”
“EVERY intention which does not assert itself by deeds is a vain intention, and the speech which expresses it is idle speech. It is action which proves life and establishes will”

Source : Eliphas Levi (2013). “The Ritual of Transcendental Magic”, p.16, Jazzybee Verlag
“Conservation of energy also protects our environment.”
“I resent almost all of the time I spend in front of the television, but I find 'The Only Way Is Essex' absolutely riveting.”

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