"I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat."

-- Ted Alexandro

#Funny Quotes #Guy Quotes #Hey Quotes

“A superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.”
“Jesus, that ear. He should donate it to The Smithsonian. Brian Wilson, he made all his records with four tracks, but you couldn't make his records if you had a hundred tracks today.”
“Only as you do know yourself can your brain serve you as a sharp and efficient tool. Know your own failings, passions, and prejudices so you can separate them from what you see.”
“Everything is a learning experience,”
“God can say to His believers, 'I am divine and human,' and His believers can reply, 'Praise You, Lord. You are divine and human, and we are human and divine.'”

Source : Witness Lee (1990). “The Triune God to Be Life to the Tripartite Man”, p.51, Living Stream Ministry
“I have deep comedic roots, and I want to be funny.”

Source : Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com
“How lovely." The old lady sighed. "An office romance. I always wanted an office romance. Of course I never really had a job, which made the situation more challenging. Oh, I worked on an assembly line during World War II, but there weren't very many men around and as my husband was off serving his country, an office romance would have been unpatriotic, don't you think?--Mrs. Ford”
“Burn? Smite? Punish? Why is your god so intolerant? So jealous? Why must there be only one god? Why is there not room for many?”

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