"Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry."

-- Johnny Carson

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“There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none.”
“A womanâ€™s moral influence is nowhere more powerfully felt or more beneficially employed than in the home. There is no better setting for rearing the rising generation than the traditional family, where a father and a mother work in harmony to provide for, teach, and nurture their children. Where this ideal does not exist, people strive to duplicate its benefits as best they can in their particular circumstances.”
“Write it down today, put it away, make sense of it tomorrow.”

Source : Courtney Summers (2013). “What Goes Around: Two Books In One: Cracked Up to Be & Some Girls Are”, p.145, Macmillan
“I am a miser of my memories of you And will not spend them.”

Source : Witter Bynner (1919). “The Beloved Stranger: Two Books of Song & a Divertisement for the Unknown Lover”
“Grieving allows us to heal, to remember with love rather than pain. It is a sorting process. One by one you let go of the things that are gone and you mourn for them. One by one you take hold of the things that have become a part of who you are and build again.”
“I like things that don't look like you're in control. It's like life itself. You just learn how to benefit from accidents and chances that you take.”
“I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me.”

Source : "Best Friend Forever". Interview with Andrew Goldman, www.elle.com. September 22, 2006.
“As touching nature I am a worm of this earth, and yet a subject of this commonwealth; but as touching the office wherein it has pleased God to place me, I am a watchman...For that reason I am bound in conscience to blow the trumpet publicly.”

Source : "World Studies for Christian Schools". Book by Terri Koontz, 2000.

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