"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."

-- Johnny Carson

#Funny Quotes #Life Quotes #Clever Quotes

“What annoys the hell out of me is the arrogance of some people. They don't even listen to our music, they decided in advance that they don't like it.”
“Knowledge born from actual experience is the answer to why one profits; lack of it is the reason one loses”

Source : Gerald M. Loeb (2007). “Battle for Investment Survival”, p.1, John Wiley & Sons
“I don't think that my work is actually effectively dealing with history. I think of my work as subsumed by history or consumed by history.”
“Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what they have been through.”

Source : FaceBook post by Sam Cawthorn from Jul 16, 2011
“Rugged strength and radiant beauty-- These were one in Nature's plan; Humble toil and heavenward duty-- These will form the perfect man.”
“I think transwomen, and transpeople in general, show everyone that you can define what it means to be a man or woman on your own terms. A lot of what feminism is about is moving outside of roles and moving outside of expectations of who and what you're supposed to be to live a more authentic life.”
“The taste of democracy becomes a bitter taste when the fullness of democracy is denied.”
“I’ve never been able to understand ‘faith’ myself, nor to see how a just God could expect his creatures to pick the one true religion out of an infinitude of false ones — by faith alone. It strikes me as a sloppy way to run an organization, whether a universe or a smaller one.”

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