"Ronald Reagan just signed the new tax law. But I think he was in Hollywood too long. He signed it, 'Best wishes, Ronald Reagan.'"

-- Johnny Carson

#Thinking Quotes #Law Quotes #Long Quotes

“We are each an army of one. March forward with your army, never let go of your future and never listen to idiots who tell you â€˜no.â€™”
“All my laurels you have riven away, and my roses; yet in spite of you, there is one crown I bear away with me... One thing without stain, unspotted from the world, in spite of doom mine own! And that is... my white plume.”
“Sometimes you want to hear your own mother's voice.”

Source : Sara Zarr (2012). “How To Save A Life”, p.87, Usborne Publishing Ltd
“Reason commands us far more imperiously than a master; for in disobeying the one we are unfortunate, and in disobeying the other we are fools.”
“If naturalists go to heaven (about which there is considerable ecclesiastical doubt), I hope that I will be furnished with a troop of kakapo to amuse me in the evening instead of television.”

Source : Introduction by Gerald Durrell to David Butler's book "Quest for the Kakapo" (p. 6), 1989.
“The glory that was Lincoln's never died when he was slain.”
“It's a weight problem isn't it; you can't wait for lunch.”
“There's a king in every crowd.”

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