"It's a weight problem isn't it; you can't wait for lunch."

-- Al Murray

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“A feeling of real need is always a good enough reason to pray.”
“A great tribute, is expressing the great love for a Grandmother we share with our children.”
“Praise is so powerful that it opens the eyes of people who don't want to see.”
“He's good at that, David Beckham - he's good at kicking the ball”
“We built a foundation called the 3HO Foundation: a Healthy, Happy, Holy Organization of people. The first song I sang was, "We are the people, the people of love, let us people love today."All of those who have left, all who are with me, who shall be with me, or who shall leave me, all play a very important role in the development of 3HO-a lifestyle of the Age of Aquarius where humans shall be first and foremost purely human, and will do everything graciously.”
“When I was growing up, I was teased for being too skinny. I went to summer camp when I was 11. I wore shorts, and the nurse said to me, in front of all my friends, that I was anorexic and that she had to monitor me to make sure I was eating. Because of that trauma, I never wore short pants or short skirts until I was 20.”
“How had it turned into this? I had lived my whole stupid life without him, and now I could barely make it through the hour.”
“Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.”

Source : Interview with Jim White, www.theguardian.com. December 29, 2002.

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