"He's so fat, he can be his own running mate."

-- Johnny Carson

#Sarcastic Quotes #Running Quotes #Fats Quotes

“It makes no sense to pack an auditorium with 5,000 people and then tell them to keep quiet.”
“There is always tension in women's gymnastics between athleticism, grace, performance, and eros.”
“Youâ€™re touching me,â€ I chided him. He caressed my back, sliding his hand down, hitting every sensitive point I hadnâ€™t even known I had. â€œNo, this is touching you. That was just accidental contact.â€ â€œOh? Good to know. If you touch me again and I break your arm off, you can be sure it will be completely accidental.”
“I tried to convey to the boy how people's lives are often altered by curved lines read slowly from paper, sand, or stone.”
“Music is like a river or stream that has come down to us through time, bringing nurture to man's soul. From the past masters, this music flowed to my father and through him to me. I want to keep this stream flowing. I don't want it to die. It must spread all over the world.”
“Money is a response. We use it to express our social values, our gratitude, our appreciation, our pleasure, our support. Money gives us the ability to respond (response-ability), and its empowering use often defines the truly responsible among us.”
“You need to read more science fiction. Nobody who reads science fiction comes out with this crap about the end of history”
“A great disaster had befallen Russia: Men have forgotten God; that's why all this has happened.”

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