"The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."

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Johnny Carson

#Funny Quotes #Money Quotes #Husband Quotes

“I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.”

Source : The Hostage act 1 (1958)
“Horror is like comedy. Woody Allen's comedy is going to be very different from Ben Stiller's comedy which is going to be different from Adam Sandler's comedy which is going to be different from Judd Apatow's comedy. They're all comedy, but they're all very different types and you can enjoy all of them. Horror is the same way.”

Source : "Eli Roth Exclusive Interview THE LAST EXORCISM; Plus Updates on FUNHOUSE 3D, MAN WITH THE IRON FIST, ENDANGERED SPECIES, More". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. August 25, 2010.
“A vice in common can be the ground of a friendship but not a virtue in common. X and Y may be friends because they are both drunkards or womanizers but, if they are both sober and chaste, they are friends for some other reason.”
“You're never going to learn something as profoundly as when it's purely out of curiosity”
“If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed.”
“I really appreciate anyone trying to inject art into mainstream film.”
“I never doubted my ability, but...”
“The sun is the most important thing in everybody's life, whether you're a plant, an animal or a fish, and we take it for granted.”

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