"There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life."

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Source : "Before Turning the Gun on Himself". Comedy album by Doug Stanhope, 2012.

Doug Stanhope

#Funny Quotes #Addiction Quotes #Enjoy Quotes

“History will remember the inhabitants of this century as the people who went from Kitty Hawk to the moon in 66 years, only to languish for the next 30 in low Earth orbit. At the core of the risk-free society is a self-indulgent failure of nerve.”
“I'm happy to get up in the morning. I'll tell you a little secret: I still want to work in Hollywood. However, I get really excited about getting on a plane, flying to a city, and talking to a group of people about finding the gifts they already have inside.”
“I wish the air were pure oxygen, and then as it says in our chemistry book, our life would sweep through its fevered burning course in a few hours and we would live in a perfect delirium of excitement and would die vibrating with passion, for anything would be better than this lazy sluggish life.”
“All you have is your fire And the place you need to reach Don't you ever tame your demons But always keep them on a leash”
“All people are paradoxical. No one is easily reducible, so I like characters who have contradictory impulses or shades of ambiguity. It's fun, and it's fun because it's hard.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I would like to die as I have lived disappear among the tundra winds be transformed into birdsong”
“A culture that just views a pig as a pile of protoplasmic inanimate structure, and can be manipulated by whatever creative design humans can foist upon that critter, will probably view individuals within its community and other cultures in the community of nations, with the same type of disdain and disrespect and controlling-type mentality.”
“We choose to believe that the granite is alive. If life is movement, then rock - with its atoms flying around like stars in cosmos - is alive.”

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