"I gotta be honest with you. Im kind of jealous of the way my dad gets to talk to my mom sometimes. Where are all those old-school women you can just take your day out on? When did they stop making those angels?"

-- Bill Burr

#Mom Quotes #Dad Quotes #Jealous Quotes

“Hillary Clinton is a tough person. She's diplomatic, and I would've felt safe with her as the president. Now we have an individual who doesn't know the diplomatic process and refuses to learn it. Even President Trump's campaign slogan, "Make America Great Again," is a very offensive statement. Only a person who has never studied American history would say "great again." It took us a very long time to get to the progressive nature we're at. We still have a great deal of work to do.”

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“The problem with the term "The New Fiction" is that the fiction will inevitably be old. The same could have been said about the work of any generation of writers.”

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“You're not a real manager unless you've been sacked.”
“As an actor, you look at some people and know if they're there with you or not.”

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“It all comes back to the basics. Serve customers the best-tasting food at a good value in a clean, comfortable restaurant, and theyll keep coming back.”
“how poor and disheartening a thing is experience compared with hope!”
“Poets are the sense, philosophersÂÂ the intelligenceÂÂ of humanity.”
“Weakness, fear and hopelessness died. Strength, power and courage was born,”

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