"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing."

-- Johnny Carson

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Kids Quotes

“California, the department store state.”
“I don't want to pick on Deutsche Bank, but I think the world of the regulated financial conglomerate, it is a strange thing. There is nothing in common between writing checks and running branch offices, issuing credit cards - those are good businesses, but they really have zero in common with M&A advice. They're a different customer.”
“There is but one step from the grotesque to the horrible.”
“There will be no more 'them and us', only us, sharing struggles and challenges as part of being human.”
“There is not some glorious theoretical synthesis of capitalism that you can write down in a book and follow. You have to grope your way”
“In the margin for error lies all our room for maneuver.”

Source : "On Originality". Blog Post, jamesgeary.com. June 22, 2007.
“How I keep trying to force our story into a fairy tale, but from the beginning, it's been more like a nursery rhyme." "Bizarre and adorable?" "Just like you." "With rings in your pockets and bells on your toes" "Ooh, I should really invest in some toes bells.”
“You don't need tons of money to create art. You do need tons of money to be a part of show business. They are two different things.”

Source : "Actor Demian Bichir Talks Hollywood, Scarlett, Oscars & Being Latino". Interview with S.J. Main, www.huffingtonpost.com. February 27, 2012.

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