"Happiness is sitting down to watch some slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out that he spent two weeks in a nudist colony."

-- Johnny Carson

#Funny Quotes #Happiness Quotes #Vacation Quotes

“All you need is time... and you have it... NOW”
“I grew up in Jackson, Mississippi, really in suburbia, so my mother was in community theatre plays”
“It was all that stuff about taking your parents' car when you're 13, sneaking booze into rock shows and ditching school with your friends. I could relate to that as a former teenager, rather than as a present parent.”
“(Don) Sutton lost thirteen games in a row without winning a ballgame.”
“I was a bike rider, a photographer and a history student, probably in that order. (On his early years)”
“I didnt know any actors growing up. My dad was a builder, and we didnt know any arty types.”
“The period of childhood is a stage on which time and space become entangled.”
“I could never lead a Bible study; I don't know Scripture that well.”

Source : Source: www.patheos.com

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