"You never hear in the news, 'Two hundred killed today when atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the agnostic stronghold in the north.'"

-- Doug Stanhope

#Atheist Quotes #Two Quotes #Rebel Quotes

“I enjoy making films and some experiences are better than others. Most of the time they're great experiences... but turning up to go to work on this every day was an absolute pleasure and that comes from the top.”

Source : Source: www.indielondon.co.uk
“Human life is but of brief duration. 'All flesh is grass, and all the goodliness thereof is as the flower of the field. The grass withers, the flower fades; but the word of our God shall stand forever' (Isa. 40:6, 8). Let us hold fast to the commandment that abides, and despise the unreality that passes away.”
“You have nothing to sell except for the image: The image is everything.”
“Beauty is the adjustment of all parts proportionately so that one cannot add or subtract or change without impairing the harmony of the whole.”
“Jesus Christ, why dont you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies.”
“Three things are required of you: the wishes you made when you first knew the breadth of this life; the contract you signed when you decided your wishes were not true or possible; and the exacting of the punishment you agreed to when you knew you would break the contract of your life.”

Source : FaceBook post by Jesse Ball from Nov 27, 2011
“If it was easy, everyone would do it rather than going around telling you their ideas and saying how they could be a writer if they had the time.”
“Love can change everything.”

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