"If it was easy, everyone would do it rather than going around telling you their ideas and saying how they could be a writer if they had the time."

“Jake leaned on the horn, swearing loudly. Gina covered her eyes. Doc flung his arms around me, burying his face in my lap, and Dopey, to my great surprise, began to scream like a girl, very close to my ear....”

“I want women to enjoy make-up more freely”

“The important thing is to know how to take all things quietly.”

“Enjoy that you can see me now. I would love to see the great Michael Jordan and Julius Erving in their younger days, but they're gone. Look at me at 50, I'm going to eat right and live right so I can take less punches and look normal.”

“I swear by the mighty power of Amon-Ra, whose anger can shatter the world, and by the dread power of Set, that I will never betray my trust as High Priest of Karnak.”

“You look disappointed to see me, Zach," Macey teased. "Don't you like my jacket?”

“I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.”

Source : "Bob Newhart Set For Las Vegas Show". The Smith Center interview, states.aarp.org. November 3, 2016.

“There was a sharp crack from somewhere on the mountain. Then another. It's just a tree falling, he said. It's okay. The boy was looking at the dead roadside trees. It's okay, the man said. All the trees in the world are going to fall sooner or later. But not on us.”