"The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money."

-- Johnny Carson

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“In a way, all sociologists are akin to Marxists because of their inclination to settle everyone's accounts but their own.”

Source : 1971 Politics and History.
“The boundary line between self and external world bears no relation to reality; the distinction between ego and world is made by spitting out part of the inside, and swallowing in part of the outside.”

Source : Norman O. Brown (1990). “Love's Body, Reissue of 1966 edition”, p.143, Univ of California Press
“There's a desire for me in the work, even when I'm looking at the past, to be looking from the present. It's to be here now. It's looking in the present tense.”
“We know from our recent history that English did not come to replace U.S. Indian languages merely because English sounded musical to Indians' ears. Instead, the replacement entailed English-speaking immigrants' killing most Indians by war, murder, and introduced diseases, and the surviving Indians' being pressured into adopting English, the new majority language.”
“Every tyrant who has lived has believed in freedom for himself.”
“I've always thought there was something very marvelous and magical about mirrors, and that they are connected to memory as well.”
“Who's counting? It was, of course, the minority who were counting. It always is. Most of the women I know today would dearly like to use their fingers and toes for some activity more enthralling than counting. They have been counting for so long. But the peculiar problem of the new math is that every time we stop adding, somebody starts subtracting. At the very least (the advanced students will understand this) the rate of increase slows. ... The minority members of any group or profession have two answers: They can keep score or they can lose.”
“I think most people didn't want to do court duty.”

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