"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."

-- Johnny Carson

#Funny Quotes #Life Quotes #Marriage Quotes

“I thank the Lord that, even though things were so wrong in my life here, I finally was brought to the realization of what all those struggles were about. There are some wonderful things from your painful past, things with a beauty you may not have realized at the time.”
“My dad was a Presbyterian minister. Yes, I am one of those dreaded P.K.s - Preachers Kids. Be afraid.”
“Breakfast is everything. The beginning, the first thing. It is the mouthful that is the commitment to a new day, a continuing life.”
“It's kind of fun to listen to Christians who say: I'm a New Testament Christian. What other kind of Christian is there?”
“We all feel really blessed to have been with my dad for these 85 years.”
“My daughter is a preschooler but I have only known her for a while. She is adopted.”
“The American people might have a criminal syndicate running their government.”
“Man, says Protagoras, now has the wisdom necessary for life ... but he does not have political wisdom. At this point, people are living spread out and hence are at the mercy of stronger animals, who begin killing them off.... They seek to save themselves from the beasts by banding together and forming cities. But they do injustice to one another, at such close quarters, because they lack the political art. So, dispersed once more, they begin perishing again.”

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