"We aim to please... You aim too, please."

-- Henny Youngman

#God Quotes #Stupidity Quotes #Aim Quotes

“â€Ž"The best of men are just men at best.”
“Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.”
“What happens in somebody's house down the street does in very deed have an effect on what happens in my house and how it's treated.”
“Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise. Seek what they sought.”
“I think if I were over there in America, protest music would be more important. But I'm not going.”
“I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.”
“A universe without purpose should neither depress us nor suggest that our lives are purposeless. Through an awe-inspiring cosmic history we find ourselves on this remote planet in a remote corner of the universe, endowed with intelligence and self-awareness. We should not despair, but should humbly rejoice in making the most of these gifts, and celebrate our brief moment in the sun.”
“We don't know the spiritual advancements long-term veganism - over generations - would have for human life. It would be certainly a different civilisation, and the first one in the whole of our history that would truly deserve the title of being a civilisation.”

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