"Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike."

#Humor Quotes #Sense Of Humor Quotes #Arguing Quotes

“Many guys see relationships with women as a zero-sum game: If she wins, he loses. Marriage is the ultimate contest: Her job is to get him to capitulate to marriage. So many men see marriage as the "end of freedom," the end of boyhood. That's why bachelor parties are supposed to revel in that boyish irresponsibility "one last time." So many guys figure, "Why rush into something that means basically that you'll be a prisoner forever?"”

Source : "How hookups and hang-ups delay manhood". TODAYshow.com Q&A, www.today.com. August 26, 2008.
“I don't even like playing a contentious role.”
“Even now I am full of hope, but the end lies in God.”

Source : Pindar (1959). “The odes of Pindar”
“A reluctant leader is highly suspicious of people who work to accumulate and hoard power.”
“At the heart of memory, is the stillness of time.”
“There is no real happiness in having or getting, but only in giving.”
“Overall, OS/2's problems fall into two categories: IBM and Microsoft.”
“He put on his hat and wrapped his scarf around his jaw, but did without the wig and the sunglasses. He clicked his key chain and the car beeped and the doors locked. "That's it?" He looked up. "Sorry?" "Aren't you afraid it might get stolen? We're not exactly in a good part of town." "It's got a car alarm." "Don't you, like, cast a spell or something? To keep it safe?" "No. It's a pretty good car alarm.”

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