"I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice."

-- Jenny Eclair

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“When you imagine that if all these 9 billion people claim all these resources, then the earth will explode.”
“It is the considered opinion of most members of our rational Ã©lites that, in any given difference of opinion with reality, reality is wrong.”
“I'm not an abstractionist... I'm not interested in relationships of colour or form or anything else.”
“I say 'come with it.' I'm not expecting anything easy. You have to earn your place. That's fine with me.”
“Brimstone: '...I shall smite thee with my fightful blasting wand so that thy teeth shall drop out, thy skin shall wrinkle, thou shalt have boils on thy bottom and be subject to night sweats, ringing in the ears, falling sickness, flaking dandruff, arthritis, lumbago, uncontrollable dribbling, deafness, runny nose, and ingrowing toenails. Amen.”

Source : Herbie Brennan (2011). “Faerie Wars”, p.27, A&C Black
“Separate yourself from your ideas and your work and see them as something separate from yourself, youâ€™ll feel you truly have the right to be wrong. If an idea fails, why not let it be the ideaâ€™s fault instead of your own? Allow your ideas to fail without turning them into personal defeat. When you fail you discover your boundaries. You map out the edges of your capabilities. And this allows you to eventually move beyond them. Being wrong eventually leads to being right. And even where it doesnâ€™t, itâ€™s still a more interesting path than being nothing.”
“Right now I'm not involved with anybody, but I hope by 75 I will be again.”
“Editors are extremely fallible people, all of them. Don't put too much trust in them.”

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