"Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place."

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Johnny Carson

#New York Quotes #Taken Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“I'm-A-God-Look-At-Me.”
“Death is only a tragedy when life's purpose was left unfulfilled.”
“In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living.”
“I'm listening to a lot of John Mayer again. I stopped listening to emotional music because I was in a really emotional place in my life.”

Source : Source: www.teenvogue.com
“I felt trapped and fabricated in the fifties living up to other people's expectations.”
“Love? Be it man. Be it woman. It must be a wave you want to glide in on, give your body to it, give your laugh to it, give, when the gravelly sand takes you, your tears to the land. To love another is something like prayer and can't be planned, you just fall into its arms because your belief undoes your disbelief.”

Source : Anne Sexton, “Admonitions To A Special Person”
“Throughout his life, Ronald Reagan believed America is capable of great things and its people could and would lead the way if left unburdened by taxation and regulation.”
“He was a killer, a thing that preyed, living on the things that lived, unaided, alone, by virtue of his own strength and prowess, surviving triumphantly in a hostile environment where only the strong survive.”

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