"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die."

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Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Johnny Carson

#Men Quotes #Funny Marriage Quotes #Married Quotes

“Condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance”
“As southeast Texas's only Member of the House Transportation Committee, I'm especially proud of being able to help bring hundreds of millions of dollars to the region to create jobs and improve the area infrastructure.”
“With it all independent I feel like we're doing it one person at a time turning people into believers one person at a time. Just that good old-fashioned grind, get out there, touch the people.”

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“I stop writing the poem to fold the clothes. No matter who lives or who dies, I'm still a woman. I'll always have plenty to do. I bring the arms of his shirt together. Nothing can stop our tenderness. I'll get back to the poem. I'll get back to being a woman. But for now there's a shirt, a giant shirt in my hands, and somewhere a small girl standing next to her mother watching to see how it's done.”

Source : Tess Gallagher (1992). “Moon crossing bridge: poetry”, Graywolf Pr
“We start with gifts. Merit comes from what we make of them.”

Source : Jean Toomer (2003). “The Uncollected Works of American Author Jean Toomer, 1894-1967”, Edwin Mellen Press
“I trust the flow of life.”
“Bookstores always remind me that there are good things in this world.”
“I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.”

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