"Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and itâ€™s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early."

-- Doug Stanhope

#Depression Quotes #Life Is Like Quotes #Half Quotes

“You're probably on the right track if you feel like a sidewalk worm during a rainstorm.”
“Literature is the expression of society.”
“I can't believe in the God of my Fathers. If there is one Mind which understands all things, it will comprehend me in my unbelief. I don't know whose hand hung Hesperus in the sky, and fixed the Dog Star, and scattered the shining dust of Heaven, and fired the sun, and froze the darkness between the lonely worlds that spin in space.”
“I don't think I gave a good enough performance to be nominated for it. I thought I gave a fine performance, but those things are supposed to be about giving an extraordinary performance.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“Become a good noticer. Pay attention to the feelings, hunches, and intuitions that flood your life each day. If you do, you will see that premonitions are not rare, but a natural part of our lives.”

Source : Larry Dossey (2010). “The Science of Premonitions: How Knowing the Future Can Help Us Avoid Danger, Maximize Opportunities, and Cre ate a Better Life”, p.10, Penguin
“You have the Super Soaker filled with holy water?â€ â€œYeah. I sucked it out of the church. You know that bird-bath thing they got right up front?â€ â€œThe baptismal font?â€ â€œThatâ€™s it. They got it filled with holy water, free for the taking.â€ â€œBrilliant,â€ I said to Lula. She tapped her head with her finger. â€œNo grass growinâ€™ here.”
“A photographer who wants to see, a photographer who wants to make fine images, must recognize the value in the familiar.”

Source : Freeman Patterson (1990). “Photography and the art of seeing”
“Sometimes song happens all at once where you sit down and the lyrics and the music just come out. So there definitely isn't one way that it happens - there are a lot of different things that take place.”

Source : Source: www.songfacts.com

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