“I couldnt be a writer without hope. I think I became a writer because Im pretty optimistic.”
“Any time I've taken the mound, it's always been the old Samson-and-Goliath story written about me.”
“We must not simply desire God; we must live in total dependence.”
“In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood.”
“God will give you no more than you can handle,”
Source : "E Street's Clemons: Pain will make me stronger" by Kiley Armstrong, www.today.com. May 9, 2010.
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