"The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on."

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Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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“We’re not going to allow gay people to adopt children, that’s against nature, it’s against nature’s God.”
“The same things go on everywhere, whether you're from the city, the country or wherever.”
“Just being the first person to bring the character to life is really fun and exciting.”
“I think during the Cold War in America at least, there was a division; there was the Soviet government and there were the oppressed people, who were not represented by this government. That was a massive oversimplification of what the true situation was there. There were certainly many people who were completely and fully alienated from the government.”

Source : Source: www.indielondon.co.uk
“There's a big difference between being numb to something and being immune to it.”
“Like God, Christmas is timeless and eternal, from everlasting to everlasting. It is something even more than what happened that night in starlit little Bethlehem; it has been behind the stars forever. There was Christmas in the heart of God before the world was formed.”

Source : Roy Rogers, Dale Evans (2012). “A Happy Trails Christmas”, p.12, Baker Books
“Total physical and mental inertia are highly agreeable, much more so than we allow ourselves to imagine. A beach not only permits such inertia but enforces it, thus neatly eliminating all problems of guilt. It is now the only place in our overly active world that does.”
“I went to see every angler on the bank to see how they were doing, to try to give them a few tips or whatever. But yeah, we had a lot of fun. It was definitely a good time and we're definitely going to do it again next year.”

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