"There's no "brothers" when it comes to white people. We are just complete individuals. We don't care about each other. He's not my brother; my brother lives in Ohio - I don't know that guy."

-- Bill Burr

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“The dead are never far from us. They're in our hearts and on our minds and in the end all that separates us from them is a single breath, one final puff of air.”

Source : William Kent Krueger (2014). “Ordinary Grace: A Novel”, p.307, Simon and Schuster
“Sit a man on his ***** with nothing to do but eat and the first thing that goes is his mind. It never fails.”
“There’s no path to liberation that doesn’t pass through the shadow.”
“To this day, we see all around us the Promethean drive to omnipotence through technology and to omniscience through science. The effecting of all things possible and the knowledge of all causes are the respective primary imperatives of technology and of science. But the motivating imperative of society continues to be the very different one of its physical and spiritual survival. It is now far less obvious than it was in Francis Bacon's world how to bring the three imperatives into harmony, and how to bring all three together to bear on problems where they superpose.”

Source : Gerald James Holton (1986). “The Advancement of Science, and Its Burdens: The Jefferson Lecture and Other Essays”, p.183, CUP Archive
“Often with good sentiments we produce bad literature.”
“There is little character or loveliness in the face of someone who has shunned risk, avoided suffering and rejected life”
“I absolutely adore Thanksgiving. It's the only holiday I insist on making myself.”
“Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is killing us.”

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