"Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone."

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Source : "Something to Take the Edge Off". Comedy album by Doug Stanhope, August 4, 2000.

Doug Stanhope

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“Hegel's philosophy is so odd that one would not have expected him to be able to get sane men to accept it, but he did. He set it out with so much obscurity that people thought it must be profound. It can quite easily be expounded lucidly in words of one syllable, but then its absurdity becomes obvious.”
“Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.”
“No honest hardworking official likes to see good money disappearing into the hands of the Treasury at the end of the financial year.”

Source : Joyce Cary (1991). “Mister Johnson”, New Directions Publishing Corporation
“Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty...”
“We had a party with the rest of the skaters in our trailer and then the next day we were off to see Jimmy Carter. And then we had the World Championships the next weekend, so not a lot of chance to catch up.”
“People cheat when they are afraid. When there is no cost to being wrong or confessing ignorance, there is no reason to cheat or fake comprehension.”

Source : Leah Hager Cohen (2013). “I don't know: In Praise of Admitting Ignorance (Except When You Shouldn't)”, p.9, Penguin
“Being the beloved is our identity, the core of our existence. Â It is not merely a lofty thought, an inspiring idea, or one name among many. Â It is the name by which God knows us and the way He relates to us”
“A family is a collection of strangers trapped in a web of DNA and forced to cope.”

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