"I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock."

-- Henny Youngman

#Funny Quotes #Money Quotes #Motivation Quotes

“I don't like LA. The majority just seem to be so artificial. Look at how they worship everything they think is fashionable. Isn't it sick?”
“My heart goes out to the Lindsay Lohans and Britneys who have really had childhood taken from them and probably missed important developmental steps. They have become sort of 'public domain' and something to be made money on. There's no sense of self there, I'm sure of it.”

Source : "Genie Francis Promises to Deliver Another Emotional Note". Interview with Matt Mitovich, www.tvguide.com. January 30, 2009.
“Documentary is, therefore, an approach, which makes use of the artistic faculties to give vivification to fact - to use Walt Whitman's definition of the place of poetry in the modern world.”

Source : Beaumont Newhall (1982). “The history of photography: from 1839 to the present”, Bulfinch Press
“America's greatest crime against the black man was not slavery or lynching, but that he was taught to wear a mask of self-hate and self-doubt.”
“The word priority was singular for 500 yearsâ€”what does priorities meanâ€”'many many first things.'”
“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”
“It's just fun just being a girl.”

Source : "Stacy Keibler Talks George Clooney Relationship, Meeting Meryl Streep" By Naughty But Nice Rob, www.huffingtonpost.com. January 30, 2012.
“The reports of the eclipse parties not only described the scientific observations in great detail, but also the travels and experiences, and were sometimes marked by a piquancy not common in official documents.”

Source : Simon Newcomb (1903). “The reminiscences of an astronomer”, Harper and Brothers

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