"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."

-- Jon Stewart

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“Globalization really is a concrete, fundamental fact in everybody's lives, and you really see that come to life in soccer stadiums.”

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“We’re in the business of luxury and there’s nothing more luxurious than being good to people, being respectful of them.”
“I cannot count the good people I know who to my mind would be even better if they bent their spirits to the study of their own hungers.”
“I want to direct films, because I am a painter and a sculptor and I've done a lot of writing.”

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“The majority has no right to impose its religion on the rest. That's a tradition as sacred as the Constitution itself to this country.”
“There is no issue of States' rights or National rights. There is only the struggle for human rights.”
“The rhythm is below me, the rhythm of the heat. The rhythm is around me, the rhythm has control. The rhythm is inside me, the rhythm has my soul.”
“Environmental problems provoke challenges about what kind of world we want, how important we think it is if something is brought about by human action or by brute nature, what we think of the value of human life compared to that of other living things.”

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