Alton Brown famous quotes

Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt.
-- Alton Brown

#Hurt #Food #Giving

Laughing brains are more absorbent.
-- Alton Brown

#Laughing #Brain

Cooking is an observation-based process that you can't do if you're so completely focused on a recipe.
-- Alton Brown

#Food #Cooking #Recipes

I say grace. I'm a big believer in grace. I happen to believe in a God that made all the food and so I'm pretty grateful for that and I thank him for that. But I'm also thankful for the people that put the food on the table.
-- Alton Brown

#Believe #Grateful #People

The stubby French painter Toulouse-Lautrec supposedly invented chocolate mousse - I find that rather hard to believe, but there you have it.
-- Alton Brown

#Believe #Chocolate #Painter

Basting is evil. Basting does nothing for the meat. Why? Skin. Skin is designed to keep stuff out of the bird, so basting just lets heat out of the oven. That means the turkey will take longer to cook... so don't touch that door!
-- Alton Brown

#Mean #Doors #Turkeys

I'm an absolute connoisseur of cheeseburgers and like to think that I can detect even mere percentages of shift in fat content in ground meat in a burger and can actually name the temperature to which it was actually cooked to the degree if I'm, you know, really on my game.
-- Alton Brown

#Thinking #Games #Names

Molecular gastronomy is not bad... but without sound, basic culinary technique, it is useless.
-- Alton Brown

#Technique #Sound #Useless

If you really love stuffing, wait until the turkey comes out of the oven, add some of the pan drippings to the stuffing, and bake it in a dish. That's called dressing, and that's not evil - stuffing is, though.
-- Alton Brown

#Turkeys #Evil #Waiting

I spent a college semester in a small town in Italy - and that is where I truly tasted food for the first time.
-- Alton Brown

#Travel #College #Firsts

If my wife made childhood obesity her mission and I signed a law making 1/8 cup of tomato paste a vegetable, I'd be sleeping on the sofa.
-- Alton Brown

#Sleep #Vegetables #Law

Stuffing is evil. Stuffing adds mass, so it slows the cooking. That's evil because the longer the bird cooks, the drier it will be.
-- Alton Brown

#Evil #Bird #Cooking

A home cook who relies too much on a recipe is sort of like a pilot who reads the plane's instruction manual while flying.
-- Alton Brown

#Home #Flying #Recipes

A pie dough comes together exactly like a biscuit only there is very, very little liquid and no leavening involved. Other than that, the same rules apply. My best advice: handle the dough as little as possible.
-- Alton Brown

#Pie #Advice #Together

I'm a filmmaker who decided to go to culinary school. All I picked up was the fact if I didn't understand what was going on with every single ingredient, I could be qualifying for, like, the lunch food job at my daughter's school.
-- Alton Brown

#Daughter #Mother #Jobs

Do not allow watching food to replace making food.
-- Alton Brown

I had kicked around the idea for Good Eats when I was directing commercials.
-- Alton Brown

#Ideas #Brilliant Ideas

I found that if I offered to cook for a girl, my odds improved radically over simply asking a girl out. Through my efforts to attract the opposite sex, I found that not only did cooking work, but that it was actually fun.
-- Alton Brown

#Girl #Sex #Fun

Everything in food is science. The only subjective part is when you eat it.
-- Alton Brown

The kitchen's a laboratory, and everything that happens there has to do with science. It's biology, chemistry, physics. Yes, there's history. Yes, there's artistry. Yes, to all of that. But what happened there, what actually happens to the food is all science.
-- Alton Brown

#Kitchen #Chemistry #Physics

I'm going from doing all of the work to having to delegate the work - which is almost harder for me than doing the work myself. I'm a lousy delegator, but I'm learning.
-- Alton Brown

#Learning #Doing Me #Harder

A lot of food shows need only to tempt. Some food shows only need to inspire, to empower. And there are a lot of shows that do that.
-- Alton Brown

#Empowering #Inspire #Needs

I grill, therefore I am.
-- Alton Brown

I like television. I still believe that television is the most powerful form of communication on Earth - I just hate what is being done with it.
-- Alton Brown

#Powerful #Hate #Believe

Culinary tradition is not always based on fact. Sometimes it's based on history, on habits that come out of a time when kitchens were fueled by charcoal.
-- Alton Brown

#Kitchen #Facts #Sometimes

Seriously. I'm not very bright, and it takes a lot for me to get a concept - to really get a concept. To get it enough that it becomes part of me. But when it happens I get real excited about it
-- Alton Brown

#Real #Excited #Enough

I approach cooking from a science angle because I need to understand how things work. If I understand the egg, I can scramble it better. It's a simple as that.
-- Alton Brown

#Simple #Eggs #Cooking

Now my wife may think she's locked me out of the kitchen but MacGyver's not my patron saint for nothing.
-- Alton Brown

#Thinking #Wife #Kitchen

So on one hand, honey is an amazingly sophisticated and efficient food source. On the other hand, it's bee backwash.
-- Alton Brown

#Hands #Honey #Bees

I only really fake it anymore with sommeliers who are being really snotty to me and I don't want to take their grief and so I try to do something to kind of throw them off or put them on the defensive, even if I don't know what I'm talking about
-- Alton Brown

#Grief #Talking #Fake

I looked for a very long time, knowing that it had to happen, but it took me a long time to find someone with the same background and whatnot and I finally found him
-- Alton Brown

#Knowing #Long #Found

My college degree was in theater. But the real reason, if I have any success in that milieu, so to speak, is because I spent a lot of years directing, I spent a lot of years behind the camera
-- Alton Brown

#Real #College #Years

I kept thinking, 'Somebody has to make a food show that is actually educational and entertaining at the same time... a show that got down to the 'why things happen.' Plus, I hated my job - I didn't think it was very worthwhile
-- Alton Brown

#Jobs #Educational #Thinking

Wine is like women. It tempts you; it comforts you; it confuses you and can even turn on you when you least expect it. It can be your friend one day and your enemy the next.
-- Alton Brown

#Wine #Enemy #One Day

The only unitasker allowed in my kitchen is a fire extinguisher.
-- Alton Brown

#Fire #Kitchen

There are no bad foods, only bad food habits.
-- Alton Brown

#Habit

You know we fixate on the food so much itself: “Oh, the ultimate brownie or the ultimate this or that” -- well, let me tell you something: It’s all poop in about 12 hours, okay? The real power that food has is its ability to connect human beings to each other -- that’s the stuff right there and, to me, everything else is secondary to that.
-- Alton Brown

#Real #Poop #Stuff

My mantra was to educate people - to actually give them the know-how they could use - and to do it in a very subversive kind of way. I would entertain them, and I was going to teach them whether they knew it or not.
-- Alton Brown

#People #Giving #Use

My first book is really about heat. That book, for me, was an exploration of heat as ingredient. Why we don't talk about heat as an ingredient, I don't quite understand, because it is the common ingredient to all cooking processes.
-- Alton Brown

#Book #Cooking #Ingredients

You know most of the food that Americans hold so dear - things like hamburgers and hot dogs - were road food, but even before they were road food, they were peasant food.
-- Alton Brown

#Dog #Hot #Hamburgers

I think a lot of food shows, especially when we started 'Good Eats' back in the late '90s, they were still really about food. 'Good Eats' isn't about food, it's about entertainment. If, however, we can virally infect you with knowledge or interest, then all the better.
-- Alton Brown

#Thinking #Entertainment #Interest

I know people that could serve me canned tuna and saltine crackers and have me feel more at home at their table than some people who can cook circles around me. The more you try to impress people, generally the less you do.
-- Alton Brown

#Home #Circles #People

I can't talk about anything or write about anything if I don't understand it. So a lot of the stuff that I go through and a lot of the time that I spend is understanding.
-- Alton Brown

#Writing #Understanding #Stuff

I became a cook so I could cook and tell stories in wacky ways.
-- Alton Brown

#Cooking #Stories #Way

No matter how much creativity goes into it, cooking is an art. Or perhaps I should say a craft. It abides by absolute rules, physics, chemistry, etc. and that means that unless you understand the science you cannot reach the art. We're not talking about painting here. Cooking's more like engineering. I happen to think that there is great beauty in great engineering.
-- Alton Brown

#Art #Mean #Creativity

In the end, all journeys are spiritual. So go off the main road. Be givers of hospitality and gracious takers of it too. Accept the serendipitous moments of life because, when all is said and done, you may find out that they were not serendipitous at all. And know that faith is as real as bread broken among friends. What you believe will take you far on your journey. If you search carefully, you will find good food all along the way.
-- Alton Brown

#Spiritual #Real #Believe

All [replacing of fat] does is lead to dissatisfaction and I think that dissatisfaction results in overeating.
-- Alton Brown

#Thinking #Doe #Results

Remember, America: organization will set you free.
-- Alton Brown

#Organization #America #Remember

Well, you know, when you go into a restaurant, one of the scariest things is the wine list, so whenever I'm really feeling intimidated, I'll just pick a wine type, like a Chianti or Brunello or a Burgundy, and I'll pick a year that's missing and ask for that one.
-- Alton Brown

#Wine #Years #Missing

Racism. It's ugly. Even in tubers.
-- Alton Brown

#Racism #Ugly

Believe me, a grain is a terrible thing to waste.
-- Alton Brown

#Believe #Waste #Terrible

Take ice. Ice is fascinating to me. Ice is the one thing in our world that went from an agricultural product to being manufactured.
-- Alton Brown

#Our World #Ice #World

Recipe writers hate to write about heat. They despise it. Because there aren't proper words for communicating what should be done with it.
-- Alton Brown

#Hate #Writing #Done

My feeling has always been that 'Good Eats' would have never happened had it been left to a committee.
-- Alton Brown

#Feelings #Committees

I'm like a really goofy home ec teacher.
-- Alton Brown

#Teacher #Home #Goofy

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.
-- Alton Brown

#Fun #Mean #Sense Of Humor

The worst food you'll ever eat will probably be prepared by a 'cook' who calls himself a 'chef.' Mark my words.
-- Alton Brown

#Chef #Mark #Worst

I am a filmmaker. That is all I've ever been. You know, Martin Scorsese makes films about the mob. And I make movies about food.
-- Alton Brown

#Film #Filmmaker

Gluttony is wrong. It's wasteful.
-- Alton Brown

#Gluttony

Enough people have now mentioned Bill Nye the Science Guy to me that I now desperately avoid it all costs.
-- Alton Brown

#People #Guy #Nye

A balanced diet may be the best medicine. I was eating too much good eats. But people consider that part of your job, you know? Eat. And I do!
-- Alton Brown

#Jobs #Medicine #People

The problem is I am both a procrastinator and a power junkie, so I am very frustrating to work with.
-- Alton Brown

#Problem #Frustrating #Junkie

Unless your kid is Pele Jr., they're not going to be able to feed themselves from soccer. If your kid knows how to play soccer, but not make dinner, you have done them a disservice.
-- Alton Brown

#Soccer #Kids #Play

Although I don't take myself very seriously, I do take my work extraordinarily seriously.
-- Alton Brown

I love to have battles of the wits with people that can dish fast and dirty - and it leads to problems occasionally, 'cause I can sound mean without attempting to be mean.
-- Alton Brown

#Dirty #Mean #Naughty

That's the ultimate goal of most turkey recipes: to create a great skin and stuffing to hide the fact that turkey meat, in its cooked state, is dry and flavorless. Does it have to be that way? No. We just have to focus on what the turkey is and what the turkey needs.
-- Alton Brown

#Turkeys #Goal #Focus

I grill almost all of my fish with the skin on because that gives you real protection at least on one side. It's a nice barrier against super high heat which tends to make a lot of fish to turn really flaky. It's very easy to overcook fish on the grill. But I still brush it with oil before I start.
-- Alton Brown

#Real #Nice #Oil

A meringue is really nothing but a foam. And what is a foam after all, but a big collection of bubbles? And what's a bubble? It's basically a very flimsy little latticework of proteins draped with water. We add sugar to this structure, which strengthens it. But things can, and do, go wrong.
-- Alton Brown

#Water #Foam #Add

Your patience will be rewarded.
-- Alton Brown

I have nothing but sympathy for the people who are forced to work with me. I'm better now at picking out those that want to play that game with me, and those that don't.
-- Alton Brown

#Sympathy #Games #Play

My advice: write down everything you eat. It's amazing what that "self honesty" can do for you. (Do you really want to have to confess that doughnut? I thought not.)
-- Alton Brown

#Honesty #Writing #Self

We are fat and sick and dying because we have handed a basic, fundamental and intimate function of life over to corporations. We choose to value our nourishment so little that we entrust it to strangers. This is insanity. Feed yourselves. Feed your loved ones. And for God's sake feed your children.
-- Alton Brown

#Children #Sick #Insanity

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
-- Alton Brown

#Inspirational #Life #Positive

You don't want flame to hit your food. Flame is bad. Flame does nasty things to food. It makes soot and it makes deposits of various chemicals that are not too good for us. The last thing you really want to see licking at your food while it's on a grill is an actual flame.
-- Alton Brown

#Flames #Doe #Want

The thing that helped me get into the film business was that I went to school in Athens, Georgia and managed to get on, um, working on music videos for a band called R.E.M. and that kind of opened up a lot of doors for me.
-- Alton Brown

#School #Doors #Video

So I quit my job and went to the New England Culinary Institute for the full two years and worked in the restaurant industry after that until finally I thought I had a grasp on what I needed to do what I do.
-- Alton Brown

#Jobs #Years #Two

'Outlaw Cook' was a revelation. Folks like Jeff Smith and Marcella Hazan got me interested in cooking, but John Thorne pushed me into the path that I follow to this day. This is the only cookbook I've ever read that understands how men really eat: over the sink, in the dark, greasy to the elbows.
-- Alton Brown

#Dark #Men #Cooking

Last year, I made a refrigerator in my basement. And I needed to because I needed to figure how - you know there is no such thing as 'cold.' There is only less heat.
-- Alton Brown

#Years #Lasts #Heat

Jeff Smith was the Julia Child of my generation. When his television show, 'The Frugal Gourmet,' made its debut on PBS in the 1980s, it conveyed such genuine enthusiasm for cooking that I was moved for the first time to slap down cold cash for a collection of recipes.
-- Alton Brown

#Children #Pbs #Cooking

I think in the end there are only 20 or 30 tenets of basic cooking. It's going at perhaps the same issue from different angles, from different points of view, from different presentation styles, that really makes things sink in and become embedded.
-- Alton Brown

#Thinking #Views #Issues

Very good cooks who are employed as 'chefs' rarely refer to themselves as 'chefs.' They refer to themselves as 'cooks.'
-- Alton Brown

#Chef #Very Good #Cooks