Victoria Jackson famous quotes

There's a communist living in the White House!
-- Victoria Jackson

#White #House #Communist

The bottom line of Hollywood is money.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Lines #Hollywood #Bottom

Maybe entertainment is not supposed to be reality.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Reality #Entertainment

I watch Glenn Beck and he's taught me well. Progressive is the new word for Communist
-- Victoria Jackson

#Taught #Watches #Progressive

I thought it was a really good contrast to have a really sweet, sincere, church girl sitting next to the church lady who seemed kind of, you know, over the top.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Girl #Sweet #Church

Are Christians too stupid that we can't write a script, we can't film a movie OR we don't know how to act?
-- Victoria Jackson

#Christian #Stupid #Writing

Maybe I'll learn how, but the only thing I can do is turn down parts that would hurt my conscience.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Hurt #Turns #Conscience

When you go on an audition it's very frightening.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Scary #Auditions #Goes On

I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn't do drugs or drink or smoke.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Drug #Drink #Virgins

I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Church #Four #Remember

But if you believe in Christ and that your main goal with your life is supposed to be to honor Him and do His will, then you don't have as much pressure as someone who bases all their happiness on whether they're a movie star.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Stars #Believe #Goal

I don't feel any part of religion. I think the Bible is God's gift of salvation that He gave me because I trusted in Him when I was six year-old. It was a gift and I didn't earn it.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Inspirational #Thinking #Years

I got a gymnastics scholarship to college, fell in love with my true love of my whole life - who I'm married to now - and he was a virgin too. It was very romantic.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Gymnastics #College #Married

Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Fake People #Hate #Thinking

It's in the Bible. God created it. He did not create gay marriage. He created man and woman marriage -- duh!
-- Victoria Jackson

#Gay #Men #Duh

I always dreamed of being Maria in The Sound of Music.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Sound #Sound Of Music

I always wanted to be on a sitcom.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Wanted #Sitcom

The Ten Commandments have been kicked out of schools. We're killing 37 hundred-something-thousand babies a day. . . . I don't know, 3,700 a day or something like that. A million a day, I don't know. I'm not good with numbers. We're killing lots of babies every day. It's infanticide. Its genocide. We are . . . How can God bless our country, seriously?
-- Victoria Jackson

#Country #Baby #School

Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Christian #Fun #Successful

Religion is man's attempt to bind himself back to a relationship with God.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Men #Relationship With God

Sometimes I like to vent.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Sometimes

I've never been in the music industry, only acting.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Acting #Music Industry

I've had a lot of struggles and I would be in a lot of trouble, I think, if I wasn't a Christian.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Christian #Struggle #Thinking

I think the reason they cast me as the good girls is because they couldn't find any in Hollywood.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Girl #Thinking #Hollywood

I think abortion is murder.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Thinking #Abortion #Murder

I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Heard

I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Night #Saturday #Qualified

Now, I don't mind making fun of those preachers who steal money from people, they kind of deserve it.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Fun #People #Mind

It doesn't make your life stop being fun to be a Christian.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Christian #Fun #Christian Living

That's pretty much why I went into show business because I wanted to have a guitar and sing unaccompanied, that was like my fantasy of the perfect life.
-- Victoria Jackson

#Guitar #Perfect #Fantasy