"I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything."

-- Victoria Jackson

#Night Quotes #Saturday Quotes #Qualified Quotes

“Because imaginary time behaves like another direction in space, histories in imaginary time can be closed surfaces, like the surface of the Earth, with no [existential] beginning or end.”
“The short answer is, yes, I think I have become a better singer.”
“You know the bank I used to cry all the way to. I bought it.”
“Many Chinese entrepreneurs are now donating for education; others support foundations in health care and research. None of us wants to be the richest guy in the cemetery.”
“Without sounding too cliche, the Internet really is the birth of global mind.”
“We Russians are already living, not getting ready to live.”

Source : Boris Nikolayevich Yeltsin (1994). “The View from the Kremlin”, HarperCollins
“My sister might be dumb, but that doesn't make her all that different from the rest of us. She's just like any other American. Except she's Canadian. And retarded.”
“Success can be built on a strong relationship between a lobbyist and a single, powerful lawmaker.”

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