"I watch Glenn Beck and he's taught me well. Progressive is the new word for Communist"

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Victoria Jackson

#Taught Quotes #Watches Quotes #Progressive Quotes

“Birds fascinated her. How did they do that, seeming to fly with one mind, each of them able to anticipate what the others would do?”

Source : Suzanne Weyn (2012). “The Bar Code Rebellion”, p.17, Scholastic Inc.
“There are some programs on FOX that are not only fair and balanced, they're commentary shows. They don't have to be. But they brag about how fair and balanced they are. They don't cover rallies and tea parties. They cheer lead for rallies and tea parties. And as a journalist, I am totally against that.”

Source : "Bill O'Reilly and Bernie Goldberg Debate Fox News and Conservative Bias". "The O'Reilly Factor", www.newsbusters.org. September 30, 2009.
“The debt of gratitude we owe our mother and father goes forward, not backward. What we owe our parents is the bill presented to us by our children.”
“There are no standards for computer programmers and no group to certify them.”
“Some people get where they hope to in this world. Most of us don't.”

Source : James Agee (2008). “A Death in the Family”, p.216, Penguin
“A dairymaid can milk cows to the glory of God”
“Law matters, because it keeps us safe, because it protects our most fundamental rights and freedoms, and because it is the foundation of our democracy.”

Source : Speech on Being Nominated to Serve as U.S. Supreme Court Justice, delivered 10 May 2010
“Go Daddy is not just a job; it's a way of life. Our employees work hard, and offering great incentives is fun and productive for the company.”

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