Dave Allen famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
-- Dave Allen

#Ships #Cargo
Goodnight, thank you, and may your god go with you.
-- Dave Allen

#May #Humour
We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.
-- Dave Allen

#Running #Sleep #Giving
It's the behaviour of your company and its people that form your reputation, and your reputation is your brand
-- Dave Allen

#Business #People #Behaviour
My church accepts all denominations - fivers, tenners, twenties.
-- Dave Allen

#Cynical #Church #Twenties
A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.
-- Dave Allen

#Way #Facts #Storyteller
Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.
-- Dave Allen

#Comedian #Half #Nine
I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.
-- Dave Allen

#Looks #Way #My Way
How could I have not known about Ume? An Austin trio fronted by a whirling dervish of singer guitarist who in the standard PR band head shot looks like she wouldn't hurt a fly; yet give her a guitar, a Marshall stack and a mic and stand back, way back. She shreds. File under - Do Not Overlook and Go Tell Your Friends
-- Dave Allen

#Hurt #Guitar #Giving

The fact that every part of this ship was built by the low bidder
Every ship should have a cat.
She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers.
from the slave ship to the citizenship we faced a lot of bullship
Two human beings anchored to one another are like two ships shaken by waves; their carcases collide with one another and creak.
But Ship Who Sang remains my favorite story. I really rocked folks with that and still cannot read it aloud myself without weeping at the end
That MAC gun can put a round clean through a Covenant Capital Ship.
All we had aboard the ship that morning was one Annapolis graduate and three reserves.
If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
At that point, there will be the handover between the shuttle arm and the station arm so that the shuttle arm will take the cradle and put it into the cargo bay.

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