"Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers."

-- Dave Allen

#Comedian Quotes #Half Quotes #Nine Quotes

“I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for.”
“Impressed force is the action exerted on a body to change its state either of resting or of moving uniformly straight forward.”
“"Jazz" to begin with, is a really bad word... all the true musicians that really play jazz, jazz is the worst word for it. Jazz is a process. Jazz is a creative process. It's not so much a genre, but a way of expression.”
“I left Russia in 1993 optimistic that democracy had taken hold despite the obstacles.”
“I have no choice but to defend the most vulnerable among us.”
“I love new cities, and if I haven't travelled for a month, the need to go somewhere starts to gets under my skin.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Know yourselves- be infertile and let the earth be silent after ye.”

Source : "The Last Messiah". Book by Peter Wessel Zapffe, 1933.
“Marijuana is not not harmful, but is the least harmful psychoactive substance that we have, with the possible exception of caffeine.”

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