"My church accepts all denominations - fivers, tenners, twenties."

-- Dave Allen

#Cynical Quotes #Church Quotes #Twenties Quotes

“To those leaning on the sustaining infinite, today is big with blessings.”

Source : Mary Baker Eddy (2014). “Science And Health”, p.2, Jazzybee Verlag
“I am not a man of many words, but I can honestly say that playing football is all I have ever wanted to do and to have had such a long and successful career at Manchester United has been a real honour. This was not a decision that I have taken lightly but I feel now is the right time for me to stop playing. To have been part of the team that helped the Club reach that 19th title is a great privilege.”

Source : "Paul Scholes' 38th Birthday: Compliments Paid To The Manchester United Maestro" by Samuel Luckhurst, www.huffingtonpost.co.uk. November 16, 2012.
“I dont know how it is now but the assistant stage manager had to understudy several parts. You had to be ready to go on at any time if the actor couldnt make it to the play. I didnt think anything of it.”
“It will be worthy of a free, enlightened, and, at no distant period, a great nation, to give to mankind the magnanimous and too novel example of a people always guided by an exalted justice and benevolence.”
“Persecution is as necessary to religion as pruning to an orchard.”
“'Tis pleasant, sure, to see one's name in print. A book's a book, although there's nothing in 't.”
“Another thing that's pathetic is this rule that you have to look ugly to get respect as an actress. Jessica Lange had to make herself look really bad to prove that she had amazing talent.”
“Everything is a miracle. It is a miracle that one does not dissolve in one's bath like a lump of sugar.”

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