Foster Brooks famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • There's no such thing as quitting. Just sometimes there's a longer pause between relapses.

  • My goal is to never quit.

  • Why don't I drink from a straw? Because straws are for suckers.

  • I rarely drink, I don't smoke, so my vice is probably creating. I'm addicted to creating. And women.

  • Drink heavily with locals whenever possible.

  • Tea is certainly as much of a social drink as coffee, and more domestic, for the reason that the teacup hours are the family hours.

  • I, a stranger and afraid, in a world I never made.

  • I am happy that I have entertained people and made them happy.

  • He'd made sure i had something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.

  • 'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made.