Craig Reucassel famous quotes
03-22-2025
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Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
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Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.
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Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.
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Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.
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Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.
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The Thought Police: To censor and protect.
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1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.
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Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.
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I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
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If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.
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In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.
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It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.
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The only thing that is obscene is censorship.
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Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.
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When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.
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Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.
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You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.
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Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.
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New studies show that 100% of all smokers die.
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Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.
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It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
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It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.
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Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.
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Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!
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The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!
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It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
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I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'
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When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.
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If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
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Don't judge a book by its thickness either.
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Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
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The exchange rate between first-world lives and third-world lives in disaster stories in the media is about 50:1.
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