Sandra Bernhard famous quotes

My father was a proctologist and my mother was an abstract artist, so that's how I view the world.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Mother #Father #Artist

When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#People

I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She had it all.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Thinking #Gone #Feminine

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Surgery

Love is the only shocking act left on the face of the earth.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Love #Love Is #Faces

A remembrance can mean nothing to the one remembered; it can only remind the ones left behind how little they did while you were still alive.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Mean #Remembrance #Alive

I certainly wish Gov. Palin no harm. I'd just like her to explain to me how she can hold such outrageous views...and then go back to Alaska.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Views #Alaska #Wish

Lots of people think that bisexual means cowardly lesbian.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Mean #Thinking #Bisexual

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Bad Relationship

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Comic #Performers #Jokes

I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Essence #Kabbalah #Spirituality

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Real #Thug #Band

Madonnas got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Couple #Years #Choices

Barbara Bush has her finger on the pulse of America. Im so glad shes back and more compassionate than ever, ... Thats right, of course people just sat around New Orleans, boring, uninspired, soulless New Orleans, and dreamed of someday relocating to the Astrodome. Oh, dear Lord, if only I could leave my unhappy existence and head on up to wonderful Houston and live with my friends side by side in a spacious football stadium, my life would be so much richer and complete.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Football #New Orleans #America

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Pride #Needs #Who You Are

On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis Hopper—all your choices should be so easy.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Rap #Book #Wife

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Cynicism

Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Way #Realness

When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#People #Levels #Pay

When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Feel Good #News #World

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Thinking #Clinton #Hilary Clinton

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Jesus #Incredibles #Persons

I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Gay #Trying #Appeals

I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe there was some kind of hope for humanity.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Believe #Thinking #Humanity

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Kids #College #Kind

... coming to a place like Nashville, which is just music music music, it's always been such an influence on me. And there are so many interesting songwriters out there, and it's such a crazy business and so many people are trying to do it, and it's all right there in Nashville.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Crazy #Nashville #Interesting

There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Facts #Audacity #Performers

I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Drug #Kind #Problem

I like the energy of live performance.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Energy #Performances

I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Choices #Abortion #Humanist

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Dream #Integrity #People

Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Inspirational #Waiting

I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Gay #Icons #Community

Gayness is a non-issue.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Issues #Atheism #Gayness

I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Humor #Thinking #Lasts

I don't believe in karma.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Karma #Believe

There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing.
-- Sandra Bernhard

#Confused #Disappointing