"I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one."

-- Sandra Bernhard

#Humor Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Lasts Quotes

“I've got a group who can't play music, one bad comedian plus boyfriend, a nervous breakdown calling himself a magician, two coachloads of 70-year-old religious maniacs looking for a fight and a fancy-dress contest that nobody knew about.”
“Fear is the main factor in Arab politics... There is no Arab who is not harmed by Jews' entry into Palestine.”
“Good design emphasises the usefulness of a product whilst disregarding anything that could possibly detract from it.”
“When you're in the battlefield, survival is all there is.”
“I would like to be Maria, but there is La Callas who demands that I carry myself with her dignity.”
“I did an interview once where I was asked who I found attractive and I went on about cartoons and Nala from 'The Lion King' - and it's a bit weird but various of my ex-girlfriends actually did look like Nala.”

Source : "Come February, the world will be sick of my face". Interview with Tim Lewis, www.theguardian.com. January 21, 2012.
“If I knew how to say it directly, I would not need to write poetry. I would just talk to people and be happy.”
“When in doubt, ingest carbs.”

Source : Rachel Cohn, David Levithan (2010). “Dash & Lily's Book of Dares”, p.28, Knopf Books for Young Readers

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