Marsha Warfield famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat,
-- Marsha Warfield

#Stupid #Special #Kind
How many women here like to have sex in the morning? Now how many like to be awake when it happens?
-- Marsha Warfield

#Morning #Sex #Awake
Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.
-- Marsha Warfield

#Funny #Baseball #Player
I used to be a virgin, but I gave it up because there was no money in it.
-- Marsha Warfield

#Used #No Money #Virgins
I hate skinny women, especially when they say things like 'Sometimes I forget to eat.' Now, I've forgotten my mother's maiden name, and my keys, but you've got to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
-- Marsha Warfield

#Mother #Hate #Stupid
I'm beginning to appreciate the value of naps. Naps are wonderful, aren't they? Sometimes now I have to take a nap to get ready for bed.
-- Marsha Warfield

#Naps #Appreciate #Bed

There's a lot we should be able to learn from history. And yet history proves that we never do. In fact, the main lesson of history is that we never learn the lessons of history. This makes us look so stupid that few people care to read it. They'd rather not be reminded. Any good history book is mainly just a long list of mistakes, complete with names and dates. It's very embarrassing.
Nothing makes you feel more stupid than finding out you were wrong when you thought you were loved.
Tomer: â€œWhat's this?â€ Cabinet: â€œWt's ths?â€ Wedge: â€œCabinet.â€ Tomer: â€œI know it's a cabinet, but it's talking.â€ Cabinet: â€œ...ts tlkngâ€ Janson: â€œOh that. It's the Catann Minister of Crawling Into Very Small Spaces.â€ Tycho: â€œHe bet Wedge he could fold himself in the that cabinet, around the shelves and all.â€ Hobbie: â€œNever bet against Wedge. The Minister gets to stay in there until he admits that it was a stupid bet and that Wedge doesn't owe him anything.
Some of my academic friends think Ive fallen from a very special grace.
I'm not going to hurt her. I know she's special and I tried to stay away, but when I'm with I don't feel so cold and alone.
I think talented people are priceless. And I think people that are knowledgeable and experienced - and I think there's a balance of new talent and experience, which makes, I think, Estee Lauder really special.
The Congress is virtually incapable of passing any reforms unless they first get permission from the powerful special interests who are most affected by the proposal.
Kinds hearts are here; yet would the tenderest one Have limits to its mercy; God has none.
Generally, I play the kind of ethereal, fragile-on-the-outside-but-hard-and-damaged-on-the-inside type.
Byrd has always been that kind of pitcher, trying to trick you, keep the ball low, in and out. He threw a lot of strikes, worked it inside and out, threw breaking balls for strikes behind in the count.

Marsha Warfield famous quotes

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