"Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player."

-- Marsha Warfield

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“Technology has changed the fan/actor interaction quite a bit.”
“When the superficial wearies me, it wearies me so much that I need an abyss in order to rest.”
“Here's the thing - the accent is cool. It's like a girl with big breasts - they get your attention first.”
“I'm a pretty big P.J. Harvey record fan and you can really hear New York in his record”
“Mindi Scott has a real talent for getting inside her protagonist's head. She sketches out Coley's story in grand swathes, and then paints in all the little details, so that you feel as though you are enmeshed in Coley's brain: thinking her thoughts, feeling her confusion, anger, and, in the end, pain. I just don't think it's possible to read this book and not identify with Coley in some way.”
“The truth is lived, not taught....”
“If your self-esteem really does depend on how you look you're always going to be insecure. There's no way you can get around it because you are going to age. Even if you get that perfect body you're going to get older and older and older. You can't avid it. So you have to somehow, at some point, take control and sift the focus and decide who you are, what you can contribute to the world, what you do and say, is so much more important than how you look.”
“You can't know if someone's really your best friend. I think the measure of that is you could not see each other for six months and then when you see each other you laugh the same way you did when you were a little kid.”

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