Devon Monk famous quotes

He was like an undead boomerang. A zomberang.
-- Devon Monk

#Boomerang #Undead

I wouldn’t want you to get in the shower and then pass out or some such. How about if I help you get out of your clothes? I’m an expert in platonic undressings.” He gave me that wicked smile. “Give it a rest. I’m not going to strip naked in front of you, and I’d rather pee in private.” “Half the injuries in a home happen in the bathroom. What kind of friend would I be to let you face that kind of danger alone? I mean, sure, you walked out of death, but this is a shower.” “Shame. Get out of my bathroom.
-- Devon Monk

#Mean #Home #Clothes

I needed sleep. Big squishy bunches of it. Soon.
-- Devon Monk

#Sleep #Bigs #Bunch

I resisted the urge to pour mouthwash in my brain.
-- Devon Monk

#Brain

The Mum has the temper of a demon with a diaper rash. (Shamus)
-- Devon Monk

#Diapers #Demon #Temper

I don’t know what’s happened to you. You used to be such a nice girl. Now you’ve gone all stabby and whatnot.
-- Devon Monk

#Girl #Nice #Gone

I think you’re possessed.” “Old news.” “Huh. Anyone I know?” “My dad. It’s a family issue I’m working on.
-- Devon Monk

#Dad #Thinking #Issues

But it is clear to me that our survival—both yours and mine—will be dictated by how well you and I can work together.” “So we’re screwed?
-- Devon Monk

#Survival #Working Together #Clear

For a brief, weird minute I felt like Dorothy in Oz, walking down the street with Terric the doubtful, Shame the brainless, and heartless Zay.
-- Devon Monk

#Heartless #Shame #Minutes

…I noticed you don’t have any self-defense training…” “…I can handle myself just fine.” She stared at me for a long, uncomfortable moment. Finally, “In the very short time I’ve known you, you have been chased, shot, robbed, stabbed, drugged, and attacked by magic.” “I’m still breathing, aren’t I?
-- Devon Monk

#Self #Breathing #Long

Instinct told me it was dangerous. I could handle dangerous. Dangerous and me went back a long way. We did lunch when dangerous was in town.
-- Devon Monk

#Lunch #Long #Way

Don't know about my knives, but my gun's made of pain.
-- Devon Monk

#Pain #Gun #Knives

Trace of Magic caught me up fast and pulled me in tight for a fun, action-and-sass adventure full of deadly magic and dangerous romance. Diana Pharaoh Francis delivers a downright terrific read.
-- Devon Monk

#Fun #Adventure #Romance

Let go of the past, of the things I wanted, of the people I loved, and move forward.
-- Devon Monk

#Letting Go #Moving #Past

The price for using dark magic is death, so that goes a long way toward deterring users.
-- Devon Monk

#Dark #Long #Magic

My dad told me he knew where to find Zay. Which meant I had to cooperate with him....Do you see what we have accomplished together? The healing of souls with the magic you carry. We have healed souls in death. With light and dark magic.We? No, you stuck your hands in my chest and stole my magic and threw it at them. If you try that again, you won't have hands. Where's Zayvion? Okay, maybe I was a little rusty on the whole cooperation thing.
-- Devon Monk

#Dad #Healing #Dark

Mouth in gear, brain stuck in neutral.
-- Devon Monk

#Brain #Gears #Mouths

Hey, rock dude, are you destroying the house? Causing mayhem? Who’s a ferocious gargoyle? Stoney’s a ferocious gargoyle.
-- Devon Monk

#Rocks #House #Hey

Then they both smiled the exact same smile. Narcissism times two. Oh, get a room already.
-- Devon Monk

#Two #Rooms #Narcissism

Whether you approach your dreams on soft feet or in a breathless run, just so long as you acknowledge that your dreams are valuable and worthy of pursuing, then you’ve made it.
-- Devon Monk

#Running #Dream #Feet

And it's just a hunt?" Bea asked. "Just tracking the guy down, or are we going to have to do a little covering up of our own?" Had she just told me she was willing to kill someone and cover it up? She gave me a happy smile, but that glint in her eyes told me that, yes, she'd just offered to off someone.
-- Devon Monk

#Eye #Guy #Littles

I glanced up at Zay, then walked over to stand next to him. "You look good with a baby in your arms," he murmured. I took his hand, careful with his fingers that were still wrapped in tape. "Don't get your hopes up, Jones. I'm not the settling-down type." "Want to bet on that?" he asked. "Sure." I made a fist; so did he. We pumped three times. I threw paper. Zayvion threw scissors. I'd lost. Startled, I looked up at him. "Two out of three?" Zay grinned. So did I.
-- Devon Monk

#Baby #Hands #Two

I doubt she likes the idea of seeing him put back in a cage.” “Maybe not,” he said. “But she knows that the Authority are the only people who might be able to help him.” “Or kill him,” I said. “That too. What is life without risk?” “Long?” Terric laughed, a sort of high whooping that made me—and Zayvion, much to my surprise—smile. Contagious. For all he had a serious exterior, Terric was the guy you’d want to sit next to at a funny movie, just to hear him laugh.
-- Devon Monk

#Ideas #Long #People

Since I didn't have a spork handy, I leaned over the sink and scooped up a palmful of cold water and pressed it against my face. There had to be a better option than a violent sporking. There had to be a way to get rid of my dad.
-- Devon Monk

#Dad #Water #Way

... he was sunset against the mountains, strong, vibrant, dangerous, and yet somehow sheltering, protective. And married. Picnic, meet rain.
-- Devon Monk

#Strong #Rain #Sunset

Maybe in the morning, sunlight would to turn him back into a statue; then I could take Stone out to the forest where he could frolic among the ferns, gurgle at streams, and make friends with the other interesting rocks.
-- Devon Monk

#Morning #Rocks #Interesting

Shamus ordered half a cup of house brew. Then he proceeded to fill the cup up the rest of the way with milk and sugar. Lots of sugar. “Sure you got enough milk in your sugar?” I asked as we strolled out of the shop and headed south. He flipped me off. “You drink your coffee your way, and I’ll drink my coffee the right way.
-- Devon Monk

#Coffee #House #Half

... he trotted down the hallway on all fours and started in on his second favorite pastime, conversations with plumbing. Just what I needed: Stone, the Toilet Whisperer.
-- Devon Monk

#Toilets #Stones #Conversation

A corner of his mouth quirked up. “I play pool. Shoot hoops sometimes too. Any other sport you’re curious about?” “Hockey? Polo?” “Simultaneously. Trick is to keep the horses on their skates.
-- Devon Monk

#Sports #Horse #Hockey

Rock, meet stubborn place.
-- Devon Monk

#Rocks #Stubborn

I don’t know how to explain it.” “Try words. If that doesn’t work, we’ll move on to interpretive dance.
-- Devon Monk

#Moving #Trying

Keep digging, Flynn. Six feet makes a grave.
-- Devon Monk

#Feet #Digging #Six

Night Owls is a fast, fun read that kept me turning the pages. Lauren M. Roy delivers a plot that zips, dialogue that zings, and a cast of characters you'll cheer for to the very end. Thumbs up!
-- Devon Monk

#Fun #Cheer #Character