Joints famous quotes

IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
-- Ambrose Bierce

#Liars #Imagination #Joints

You hold on to old experiences: injuries, injustices, and great love affairs, too. And you hold them in your joints and your organs, and wear them on your skin.
-- Ann Brashares

#Great Love #Skins #Joints

Beautiful is a person whose outside and inside world are in great concord, camaraderie and joint concert.
-- Anuj

#Beautiful #World #Joints

I would suggest respectfully to the president that he is not the sole decider. The decider is a shared and joint responsibility.
-- Arlen Specter

#Responsibility #President #Joints

When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.
-- Aziz Ansari

#Secret #Trying #Joints

Joint consumption doesn’t create intimacy,
-- Charles Eisenstein

#Joints #Intimacy #Consumption

I did smoke a joint once but I did not enjoy it.
-- Cilla Black

#Joints #Enjoy

I used to wash up the dishes as C3PO. And it's very hard to put cups away when this joint doesn't bend! Mum was very tolerant...
-- Darren Hayes

#Joints #Cups #Used

The joint lubrication was not what it was when I was competing, and I decided that not having arthritis or rheumatism for the rest of my life was a lot more important to me than returning to the track.
-- Edwin Moses

#Track #Important #Joints

Mistrust must be acted on, and effective action by the ruled is not solitary and singular, but joint and repeated.
-- Elizabeth Janeway

#Joints #Action #Activism

Joint undertakings stand a better chance when they benefit both sides.
-- Euripides

#Inspirational #Benefits #Joints

Trouble has no necessary connection with discouragement. Discouragement has a germ of its own, as different from trouble as arthritis is different from a stiff joint.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald

#Literature #Joints #Germs

Language ought to be the joint creation of poets and manual workers.
-- George Orwell

#Communication #Joints #Language

In karate, hitting, thrusting, and kicking are not the only methods, throwing techniques and pressure against joints are included … all these techniques should be studied referring to basic kata
-- Gichin Funakoshi

#Joints #Pressure #Technique

You smoke a joint and you're likely to kill your brother.
-- Harry J. Anslinger

#Brother #Marijuana #Joints

You live by yourself for a stretch of time and you get to staring at different objects. Sometimes you talk to yourself. You take meals in crowded joints. You develop an intimate relationship with your used Subaru. You slowly but surely become a has-been.
-- Haruki Murakami

#Joints #Meals #Different

Markets are as old as the crossroads. But capitalism, as we know it, is only a few hundred years old, enabled by cooperative arrangements and technologies, such as the joint-stock ownership company, shared liability insurance, double-entry bookkeeping.
-- Howard Rheingold

#Technology #Years #Joints

I smoked this joint and then it hit me. I thought, what you gotta do is play your own simply blues.
-- Iggy Pop

#Marijuana #Play #Joints

They grow stiff in the joints. They get in a rut. They go to seed.
-- James A. Garfield

#Patriotic #Joints #Ruts

I gave you prophecy on my first joint, and y'all lamed out Didn't really appreciate it, 'til the second one came out
-- Jay-Z

#Appreciate #Hip Hop #Joints

It had not occurred to me that marriage requires the same effort as a career. And unlike a career, marriage requires a joint effort.
-- Jessica Savitch

#Careers #Effort #Joints

If every American for one week refused to eat at a fast-food joint, it would bring concentrated animal feeding operations to their knees.
-- Joel Salatin

#Animal #Knees #Joints

The E.U. has moved to combat global terrorism by instituting common European arrest and evidence warrants and creating a joint situation center to pool and analyze intelligence.
-- John Bruton

#Creating #Joints #Common

I was brought up Catholic. Then I had a joint and looked at the world differently.
-- Liam Gallagher

#Catholic #World #Joints

Of course I know how to roll a joint.
-- Martha Stewart

#Marijuana #Joints

Rationality tied to moral decency is the most powerful joint instrument for good that our planet has ever known.
-- Michael Shermer

#Powerful #Joints #Moral

You know, my joints don't feel sore as much, I digest food a lot better, my hands feel less swollen so I feel really good,
-- Michelle Wie

#Hands #Joints #Feels

Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to the federal joint and his whole... it wasn't about him being in jail. He cried about the 85%.
-- Mike Epps

#Jail #Joints #Prison

There was a rhythm to the canter. Up, forward, down; up, forward, down. It soon became pleasant. The broad warm rump felt good beneath her. The pounding was diminished, cushioned by the horse's muscles and the springiness of his hindquarter joints . . . The ridden horse was a marvel, diminishing space.
-- Morgan Llywelyn

#Horse #Space #Joints

It was a joint, which put it one slippery step up from a dive.
-- Nora Roberts

#Steps #Joints #Step Up

But at the same time that the experience is pulling you apart, it's also bonding you. You have this joint venture! You both made this baby. And that's the thing I still can't get over
-- Paul Reiser

#Baby #Venture #Joints

The task of management is to make people capable of joint performance, to make their strengths effective and their weaknesses irrelevant.
-- Peter Drucker

#People #Tasks #Joints

You can't roll a joint on an iPod, buy vinyl.
-- Shelby Lynne

#Ipods #Joints #Vinyl

Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll be honest with you. That's the truth.
-- Stephen Baldwin

#Joints #Comedy #Honest

The best food is in Chicago. There are great restaurants everywhere, from fancy places to burger joints.
-- Steve Carell

#Burgers #Fancy #Joints

It was strange: When you reduced even a fledgling love affair to its essentials--I loved her, she maybe loved me, I was foolish, I suffered--it became vacuous and trite, meaningless to anyone else. In the end, it's only the moments that we have, the kiss on the palm, the joint wonder at the furrowed texture of a fir trunk or at the infinitude of grains of sand in a dune. Only the moments.
-- Susan Vreeland

#Kissing #Texture #Joints

In Jamaica, you learn as a child how to roll a joint. Everyone here has tried it. I did too
-- Usain Bolt

#Children #Jamaica #Joints

Effortlessness is the ability to slow down and listen for the spaces between the joints... Deep within all things there is a natural rhythm, a music of opening and closing, expansion and contraction.
-- Wayne Muller

#Space #Down And #Joints

I don't smoke as many joints as I used to.
-- Willie Nelson

#Joints #Used

I'm an old fashioned joint smoker ya know.
-- Willie Nelson

#Joints #Old Fashioned

Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.
-- Zach Galifianakis

#New York #Hate #Joints

I cashed my first check in the NFL at a cashing joint-uh, I think they laughed at me.
-- Bart Scott

#Thinking #Nfl #Joints

Anomalocaridids seemed to lack front limbs, being an arthropod - being a joint-legged animal - and not having legs, it's kind of embarrassing.
-- Benjamin Van Roy

#Animal #Legs #Joints

The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.
-- Dov Davidoff

#Knowledge #Self #Joints

When we were on tour, a lot of people just dropped joints on the merch table for us. That was great. Every time, I was like, "Thank you so much."
-- Ilana Glazer

#People #Tables #Joints

I designed it, the tailors wanted the kilt as a high joint but I wanted mine low like a Jedi.
-- Iman Shumpert

#Kilts #Tailors #Joints

Many states favor joint custody.
-- Laura Wasser

#Custody #Favors #Joints

A joint European army is a very far-reaching proposal and it would be difficult to implement. Such initiatives are nevertheless needed.
-- Martin Schulz

#Army #Joints #Would Be

I was also very interested in music. I used to hang out in jazz joints, you know, the Five Spot and so forth when I was, you know, a senior, really, when I was a little bit older. And I thought, well, maybe I could, you know, work with music. I can't play at all.
-- Robert Barry

#Senior #Play #Joints

I learned from the git-go in the joint to get in touch with the soft, nurturing side of myself, the feminine side.
-- Wesley Strick

#Men #Joints #Sides

I think the Priem Minister has to be a butcher and know the joints.
-- Rab Butler

#Thinking #Joints #Ministers

My first joint I smoked onstage in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. I smoked my first joint live.
-- Tommy Bolin

#Fall #Joints #Firsts