"The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Knowledge Quotes #Self Quotes #Joints Quotes

“We may say that hysteria is a caricature of an artistic creation, a compulsion neurosis a caricature of a religion, and a paranoiac delusion a caricature of a philosophic system.”
“Well if you canâ€™t get what you love, You learn to love the things youâ€™ve got .. If you canâ€™t be what you want, You learn to be the things youâ€™re not .. If you canâ€™t get what you need, You learn to need the things that stop you dreaming”
“You get involved in politics because politics are a weapon to use in the cause of Islam.”
“My favorite author is Anton Chekhov, not so much for the plays but for his short stories, and I think he was really my tutor.”
“Thursday? Oh no, it can't be! Â It's too gruesome.”
“I'm not going to go run and hide because I'm catching some heat. I'm not going to stay at home and pout.”
“Violence is never random.”
“It's important to me to work in my own language now and then. I love English, but you can never learn to master a foreign language if you're not brought up with it”

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