Hemorrhoids famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids.
-- Etgar Keret -
Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every ***** gets one.
-- Francois Ozon -
Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. I’m counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And while hemorrhoids might give you a reason to be nasty, they don’t give you a reason to be in this lane.
-- J.A. Konrath -
I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware of it. You don't need a sign to tell anybody about it.
-- Larry the Cable Guy -
One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress
-- Tom Coburn -
The movies are celluloid hemorrhoids. No, worse: They're celluloid Bon Jovi.
-- Kyle Smith