"I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware of it. You don't need a sign to tell anybody about it."

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Source : "Hannity" with Sean Hannity, www.foxnews.com. June 15, 2011.

Larry the Cable Guy

#Doctors Quotes #Office Quotes #Hemorrhoids Quotes

“I do not need a lot of money to be happy.”
“before the gate -- my walking stick's made a river of melting snow”
“I dyed my hair blonde when I was 14. My mom was not happy. But I love being blonde.”
“I'm the most translated writer in the world, behind Lenin, Tolstoy, Gorki and Jules Verne. And they're all dead.”

Source : "Spillane Dead at 88" by WENN, www.imdb.com. July 18, 2006.
“Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.”
“When you grow up on camera and in the public eye, you feel you have to put forth this image. I just took that to the extreme and there was a lot of pressure on me”
“Every song I ever wrote, I wrote to be heard. So, if I was given a choice that 50 years from now I could either have a dollar or knowing that some kid was listening to my song, I'd go with the kid listening to my song.”

Source : "Ian MacKaye, D.C. Rocker’s Library Of Congress Lecture: The Most Interesting Snippets" By Will Wrigley, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 14, 2013.
“There's that stigma about New Yorkers, how they're so mean, but in my experience it was quite the opposite. People were very genuine and very nice, even on the subway.”

Source : "A Gambit fit for a superhero: Taylor Kitsch is no ordinary mutant". Interview with Ethan Sacks, www.nydailynews.com. May 1, 2009.

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