"One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress"

-- Tom Coburn

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“Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.”
“I remember one time I'm batting against the Dodgers in Milwaukee. They lead, 2 - 1, it's the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, two out and the pitcher has a full count on me. I look over to the Dodger dugout and they're all in street clothes.”
“I was left with an urge to make the guitar sound like things it shouldn't be able to sound like.”
“IÂ ball all through the winter and I stunt all through the summer.”
“We all carry within us places of exile, our crimes, our ravages. Our task is not to unleash them on the world; it is to transform them in ourselves and others.”
“Just because we are back home, don't get comfortable. Have that same uptight feeling like it's just us against everyone.”
“We always feel safest, I think, around the most dangerous person who's on your side, more than the nice good person who's on your side.”
“It never seems to occur to people that a man might just want to write a piece of music.”

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