Pun famous quotes

I'm shameless, and I love a pun. There's a lot of Beth puns.
-- Beth Ditto

#Shameless #Beth #Pun

I never knew an enemy to puns who was not an ill-natured man.
-- Charles Lamb

#Men #Enemy #Pun

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
-- Doug Larson

#Humor #Form #Pun

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
-- Edgar Allan Poe

#Able #Said #Pun

Puns are a form of humor with words.
-- Guillermo Cabrera Infante

#Humor #Form #Pun

Obviously I struck gold with Deadwood. No pun intended.
-- Jim Beaver

#Gold #Pun

There's a lot of me in Captain Jack and there's a lot of Captain Jack in me. And there is no pun intended.
-- John Barrowman

#Captains #Pun

Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
-- John Lasseter

#Talking #Pun #Jokes

I don't mind if smiles come at my expense, I'm a small price to pay.
-- Jonathan Safran Foer

#Mind #Pay #Pun

The Good and Great must ever shun That reckless and abandoned one Who stoops to perpetrate a pun.
-- Lewis Carroll

#Reckless #Abandoned #Pun

I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate.
-- Marilyn Manson

#Hate #Mood #Pun

I hate puns. And, I'm tired of pardoning them.
-- Mark Lowry

#Hate #Tired #Pun

But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight.
-- Meg Cabot

#Different #Pun

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.
-- Ryan North

#Blonde #Internet #Pun

Always say no pun intended to draw attention to the intended pun.
-- Teju Cole

#Attention #Pun #Draws

If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac.
-- Tim Vine

#Pun

For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life.
-- Tim Vine

#Real #Real Life #Pun

Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.
-- Victor Hugo

#Dropping #Wit #Pun

I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on loads of panel shows and live off that forever.
-- Chris O'Dowd

#Forever #Goes On #Pun

You're just gonna create somebody who is, I was gonna say, 'toying with his sexuality.' Pardon the pun.
-- Christine O'Donnell

#Sexuality #Pardon #Pun

Maybe because English is my second language, maybe I just translate mundane clichés from the Welsh language and they sound original in English. I am going through a bit of an obsession with bad puns. I am hoping I'll grow out of it. Maybe it's just a phase.
-- Gruff Rhys

#Language #Obsession #Pun