"For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life."

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Tim Vine

#Real Quotes #Real Life Quotes #Pun Quotes

“Perhaps the people I choose to paint are often objects of derision celebrity is a bit of a put-down term, isn't it? But to me they are my world.”

Source : "Completing my new show was the only thing that saved me from suicide" by Hermione Eyre, The Independent, July 15, 2007.
“Hope is like a path in the countryside. Originally, there is nothing - but as people walk this way again and again, a path appears.”

Source : "A Path Appears: Transforming Lives, Creating Opportunity". Book by Nicholas Kristof and Sheryl WuDunn, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 23, 2014.
“We have to make sustainable living convenient, sustainable business profitable & sustainable change fashionable”
“A Man who is Shy and Modest, is An Amazing Character, but a Women who is Shy and Modest is Beyond Amazing.”
“Style a classic pencil skirt with on-trend prints to end the week in style.”
“Others make a point of trying to attain the precision and poise they see in those who have the ability to choose from a great number of horses those with [...] qualities found in only a very small number of horses. This leads to a circumstance in which these imitators of such studied poise mortify the spirit of a noble horse, and remove from it all of the goodness of temperament Nature has given it.”
“Being your best is not so much about overcoming the barriers other people place in front of you as it is about overcoming the barriers we place in front of ourselves. It has nothing to do with how many times you win or lose. It has no relation to where you finish in a race or whether you break world records. But it does have everything to do with having the vision to dream, the courage to recover from adversity and the determination never to be shifted from your goals.”
“Some people have told me they remember the film that one of my images is derived from, but in fact I had no film in mind at all.”

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