"AA makes Scientology look credible,"

-- Doug Stanhope

#Looks Quotes #Scientology Quotes

“An investor doesnâ€™t have a prayer of picking a manager that can deliver true alpha.”
“Your past's a private matter, sweetheart. You just keep it locked up in xbox where it can't hurt anyone.”
“Whatever extra there is in me at any given moment isn't fully formed. I am hardly aware of it; it awaits the next book. It will - with luck - come to me during the actual writing, and it will take me by surprise”
“Since the Bush-Cheney Administration took office in January 2001, controlling the major oil and natural gas fields of the world had been the primary, though undeclared, priority of US foreign policy... Not only the invasion of Iraq, but also the toppling of the Taliban in Afghanistan, had nothing to do with 'democracy,' and everything to do with pipeline control across Central Asia and the militarization of the Middle East.”
“The intelligent perusal of fine games cannot fail to make the reader a better player and a better judge of the play of others.”
“In Tennessee where I grew up, there were animals, farms, wagons, mules.”
“Complaining is finding faults, wisdom is finding solutions”
“I love reading. I'm very much into history, novels, biographies and I have a wide range of thrillers.”

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